Tumblr vs Facebook (Kurt Hummel Version)
krisvortex: Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr: Someone writes on my Facebook wall: Someone writes in my Tumblr ask box: Lose a friend on Facebook: Lose a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr:
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
Weather: Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too --
Me: Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think?
Weather: Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE.
Me: OH GOD WHY
Weather: HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS
mattbomermorelikemattboner: sigh i hate it when you’re at a coffee shop and you have to go to the bathroom do you leave all of your shit out? do you pack it up and take it with you for the less than a minute you’ll be in the bathroom? sigh
Sometimes I just get pissed off about things I have absolutely no control over and there is nothing I can do about it which just pisses me off even more.
blaineyminaj: how i met your mother is like having an occasionally offensive friend that i still love
xblessthefall: I think I’ve become addicted to The Cab. You can totally blame Bee! I gladly take all the blame and responsibility!
britishbakerboy: what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one
Don’t listen to them. You get to come in, too.– Chris Colfer If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrived at the pearly gates? (via ifijustbreathe)